I promise u I'm not
No; he is the cultural legend of one of the greatest saints of Christendom.
hm, i never saw any ladies around santa.. maybe he is a reindeer pimp, those seem to be his ho ho hos..
do you think it will rain dear?
He pimps out the elves for the fetish crowd. Don't make me bring up the reindeer.
he was the patron saint of prostitutes
no thats how he addresses mrs.claus' fat ***
You know he is!!!Some of them elves are kind of cute(the female ones)and they're the perfect height!!!