It's widely believed that drinking Mountain Dew can drastically lower the ***** count in males. Some fear this will cause impotency, apparently, while others view it as a birth control panacea.
Everclear or White mule ?
Burns like the devil but no germ can live through it / I've never liked the soda myself .
I had a white mule when I was 10 years old. Well, actually it's father was a mule and the mother a donkey.
I cannot recall George Jones ever singing about a donkey :-)
made with goat ****
What about pop rocks IN mountain dew? Blow your head off your shoulders