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Nice one, have you seen on the news about that fake lube being sold as top notch K Y jelly? It seems that the fake handbag and purse pirates have found that the Police have cracked down on them hard need new markets to steal from. This so called K Y is made from inexpensive animal fat, petroleum jelly and old cigarette ends, now the average person would be ok with this,but love gods like you and me are in dire peril, due to the intensity and heat produced when we make that sweet,sweet luv, I saw on Fox news, so it must be true,as they only tell the truth and never mislead, that your privates can be deep fried after a good session,so if you are approached by any one offering under priced lube tell the local trading standards officer,do not be tempted as a fried wiener belongs on the grill not your pants

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