I beat the **** out of it with a ba<x>seball bat<br />
LOL j/k, it's brand new, works awesome
Zapped, when my computer doesn't work (especially when downloaded Netflix episodes)<br />
I almost exclusively swear at it.
I make kissy noises at mine, and if that does not work, I hit it. Hitting things fixes everything.
No, and I even have come to admit when something happens it's me in some way.
no I just threaten it! I ask it if it wants to go into the trash!
I usually roll my eyes and hope I hurt its feelings.
No but I smack it around a bit "Respect my authoritah!"Cartman
I swear like a trucker!<br />
Good thing you didnt see me when I found out that I had to send my cell out to be repaired..and my loaner sucks!<br />
And I won't get it back for up to three month!
I swear at anything that doesn't work, especially my co-workers.