Indeed...it is my habit...
When in Court<br />
Clasp Bible tightly<br />
And pretend to be very Religious<br />
I do so affirm.
To the best of my ability. I have nothing to hide and only answer to Him.
I swear to tell the truth but I don't really want God's help. His type of help comes with some sort of "cosmic lesson" we must learn somehow. Help from him always comes the way he wants it. You may not want it his way.
Yes, no problem with that at all. Besides, when they discover, ( & you know they will), the punishment is a jail able offense. Besides, the black cloud of doom will shadow you for ever after!
What happens if you are a Atheist you dont have to swear on the bible
Of course. At least my version of the truth.
Take off the God part, will ya? he wasn't there, saw nothing.
May I needed the almighty's help to speak the truth, let me shut my mouth forever