Beer before liquor, never sicker. Liquor before beer, have no fear.
or "in the clear" XD
in the clear with our peeps means not gonna be over the limit (blood/alcohol) so that doesn't work with us.
yes! I don't know if its psychosomatic or not. Hard alcohol makes me feel tired and grainy in my head, even the quality stuff. Red wine makes me feel slow, like I'm floating underwater. White wine is my favorite, it makes me feel the most like myself, just drunker :)
whenever i drink patron i get laid
Captain Morgan makes me turn into a babbling, brainless idiot. Jack Daniel's turns me into a babbling, brainless idiot who falls down a lot. Cabo Wabo (tequila) leaves me silly, but not stupid, and makes me fall down, but not as much as Jack. Vodka of any kind always makes me sad.
I don't know why because it really doesn't make sense, but I get a completely different kind of buzz from Tequila than I get from whiskey. It really must be all in my head.
Except for that one night in Cabo after 7 shots of tequila..... no.