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Do you think I could get government help? I've got to buy shoes for my centipede.

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Asked By: stankadiddlehopper 51-55, M  10 months ago

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    kbgloves1 - 61-65 years old - male

    Posted by kbgloves1 Jul 4th, 2012 at 3:03PM

    The bad news is that the government will only buy 50 shoes for a centipede. The good news is that you haven't got a millipede!

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  1. stankadiddlehopper - 51-55 years old - male

    Reply by stankadiddlehopper Jul 4th, 2012 at 3:05PM

    This is true about the millipede. I guess if they buy 50 pair, that's a good start. I might can manage the rest.

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  2. kbgloves1 - 61-65 years old - male

    Reply by kbgloves1 Jul 8th, 2012 at 12:33AM

    not 50 pair, 50 shoes, and have u seen the price of shoes these days

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2 Answers to "Do you think I could get government help? I've got to buy shoes for my centipede."

  1. deltadon - 46-50 years old - female

    Posted by deltadon Jul 4th, 2012 at 3:04PM

    sorry sir ...i'm on my lunch break.........can you come back tomorrow.......ie never.........please fill in forms 2987.8 & 76452.0........& if we can be bothered ........we may or may not give a flyin F

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  2. stankadiddlehopper - 51-55 years old - male

    Reply by stankadiddlehopper Jul 4th, 2012 at 3:06PM

    Typical government bureaucrat. Shite!

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