Ladies complain so that they don't explode.
Only if they're all done at the same time.... in an elevator......
If a lady swears every once in a while, that's okay.
The occasional discreet burp, that's forgivable.
But a loud roaring fart does not a lady make although she may escape unscathed by a silent but deadly one in a good crowd, especially when the crowd is drinking beer.
they arent attractive human functions but they are necessary, even swearing is sometimes appropriate. i think most peoples definition of "a lady" is severely out of date.
Excessive swearing is a turn off, but the others are natural unavoidable body functions. So, whatever.
Yes. In public, meaning anyone. I'm not saying I've never done it, it just embarrasses me if it happens.
No...I seldom do those things alone either. :P
Oh...Oh...Oh....I was doing my Karaoke DJ gig the other night, and there's this woman who insists on standing behind me when she makes her requests...and she kept making these little ladylike burps right next to my face...they smelled awful. I just wanted to get that off my chest
I KNOW!!!!? She's kind of cute too...but she does it every time.