Wait....You can drink custard?
then you made it wrong dude.
I'm America custard is a thick cream used for pastries and desserts.
Wait a minute.....Do you mean eggnog?
....that sounds like salmonella city.
I do too... It' normally beer and cider
You'll never get to HELL :)
I'm sure he could slap it in places where it shouldn't be... Suck it and see :)