How would this gorilla war be fought? Will the gorillas be hiring human mercenaries? I have skills; I can even operate firearms...

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I think it's a volunteer army...We all have to defend the gorillas!
*Waves semiauto rifle in air*

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If they ain't payin', I ain't goin'!—I have to pay my rent!

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Gorilla war???<br />
*flings poo*

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I thought most gorillas in the US had fine, happy homes in zoos and safari parks?

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yeps.<br />
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i haf rocket launchers.

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We'll smell them before the pre-emptive strike.

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not if they invest in deodorant as a means of olfactory camouflage.

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wont work without a hot shower.

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i think we should all just fight.

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i like you more and more each day.

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*grins*

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