Use a meat tenderizing mallet to kill it. Tabasco makes them edible.
I would love to try vivisection on a troll.
Yes, actually I do bet they taste as such.
trolls should be treated like eggplants. ... Cover in Salt and wash thoroughly before cooking to remove the bitterness
You would have to add lots of sour cream and chives. And a lot of onions when I get deep fried. But you will have to probably through me in the trash anyway, I would be to tought to eat. Unless you add something to tenderize and make me sweet. But. I'm just an old troll, with no heart.
Are you sure, I am not one of them. Just ask my past friends.
You may have a good point, thank you, for setting me straight. But I still feel that way sometimes.
Deep fried in their own sorrow and seasoned with self pity. Served luke warm of course.
I'd prefer tempura. Yum.
No. They would taste like greasy old crow, or skunk.
Do not forget the Vinegar
I heard they taste like chicken.
Sounds delicious I love French fries