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PoetryNEmotion PoetryNEmotion 51-55, F 11 Answers Dec 31, 2013 in Doing Good

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Use a meat tenderizing mallet to kill it. Tabasco makes them edible.

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I would love to, honey! They are not man enough to talk face to face-they just leave comments and block. LOL. Perhaps we could dine on one together? :)

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I would love to try vivisection on a troll.

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Yes, actually I do bet they taste as such.

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trolls should be treated like eggplants. ... Cover in Salt and wash thoroughly before cooking to remove the bitterness

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You would have to add lots of sour cream and chives. And a lot of onions when I get deep fried. But you will have to probably through me in the trash anyway, I would be to tought to eat. Unless you add something to tenderize and make me sweet. But. I'm just an old troll, with no heart.

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You are so not a troll. I am speaking on the despicable ones here. Happy 2014, G.! :)

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Are you sure, I am not one of them. Just ask my past friends.

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I know without a doubt that you are not a troll. Perhaps they were not withstanding friends. Maybe they were fair weather ones.

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You may have a good point, thank you, for setting me straight. But I still feel that way sometimes.

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Deep fried in their own sorrow and seasoned with self pity. Served luke warm of course.

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I'd prefer tempura. Yum.

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No. They would taste like greasy old crow, or skunk.

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Do not forget the Vinegar

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I heard they taste like chicken.

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Sounds delicious I love French fries

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