Long enough to deliver the Goods,but not so long as to Damage the Vessel. :)
i see we have ditched the "PG" rating and went straight to "R" lol XD
i'm gonna play HBFS/Around The World and dance!!! :D
robot rock/oh yeah! :D
one more time/aerodynamic? ok!!! :D
thy will be done! :D
no its worked for me for 63 years, and its not too long
gets the job done
sure, unless you plan to pee sitting down all your life
Considering how many there are that are not....no I would say not. ;) But to answer the question I hear girth is more important.
Width is also useful to avoid having a two-dimensional appendage.
clean at the very least. heh. but who am i to judge.
Long ain't **** if it's pencil thin. It's gotta be thick.
It has to be well used