Does anyone know a funny joke I need to laugh!
7 Answers to "Does anyone know a funny joke I need to laugh!"
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A man looked up at the sky and asked God, "If you are so kind and merciful, why haven't you sent us someone to cure cancer?" and God replied..
"I did, but you guys had him aborted."
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man was pouring beer in his hand ,bartenders asked why are you pouring beer into your hand ? man says I'm trying to get my date drunk .
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Ooooh that was really good lol props to you!Like (1)
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Ok.. so A rabbi, and priest and an indian chief walk into a bar, and the bartender says, What the hell is this.. a joke?"
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did you know a large group of gorillas is called a CONGRESS!!!???......explains a lot dont it??
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That depends, do you have any mirrors nearby...?
ok, in all honesty how about this one : What did the lepper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip.Like (1)
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Hahaha!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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I don't why. Lol
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Best Answer (Chosen By Asker):
Posted by fetish27 1 Feb 11th, 2013 at 4:52PM
Where does the General keep his armies?
Up his sleevies! He, he!
This one is better.....The Blind Cashier:
A woman goes into Cabela's to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.
The clerk was standing behind the counter wearing dark shades.
She says to him, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
He says, ?"Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes."
She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway......
He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. Test line. It's a good all-around combination, and it's on sale this week for only $20.00."
She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.
"Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.
She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts.
At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes......there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was her who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around?
The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please."
The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"
He replies, "Yes, ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00, and the Catfish Bait is $3.50."
She paid it and left without saying a word. ter...
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