Why, is she preparing a paternity suit?<br />
Are you a lawyer?
its a paternity Zeust.
I Thort so
I'm going to resist Google and guess the twins Castor and Pollux were her children. As for the father, I'm going to guess Ares, but this question reminds me that it's been way too long since I read my mythology.
Aphrodites children were Herbiscus, Fiddlefaddlia and Pubisica. Their fathers were respectively, Hiccupus, Angoragoatis and George. Although the latters name was changed to Geoff for legal reasons.
TayShaun and DayShaun and their fathers were Tyrone and Leroy, maybe.
Google is your friend, kiddo
this aint gonna be used in court is it? sounds like she was kinda loose.