lol, you should give urself a jalapeno enema
Janet Jackson is said to do it with Coffee for weight loss
Regular enemas are far from a good idea. They wash out the healthy normal bacteria and scour the gut. Just not necessary.
No, not significantly if a one-off, say once a day. A normal stool is light - they sometimes float, and weigh about 200 to 300 grams, I guess. But there can be significant weight loss with laxative abuse. The danger with laxatives is salt loss, especially potassium and calcium, which can cause heart problems, sometimes fatal.
I was involved with an anti cancer treatment in which enemas were involved. Yes it will help in loss of weight. Enemas done frequently will unblock you bowel tract and prevent cancer. Regular enema use keeps your bowel open and unblocked. There are also herbs that can be used. I took an herbal cleanse which after I was done I lost nearly 10 lbs.