Chuck Norris is what taxes pay for.
No. Takes pay Chuck Norris, naturally
I don't know---has he released his records to the media? But I'm guessing yes--you can't punch out the IRS
No hes Chuck Norris, do you honestly want him after you ? hahaha
Yes, as labor rendered. He spends one week a year working at a military production foundry punching sheets of iron into super-steel.
He pays with right and left hands...
the only two certainties in the world are Chuck and taxes