Of course. Why do you think he's constantly ******* people over?
LMAO! xD He must be awfully lonely if he has no equal, right? So God spanks it for sure. ;)
gives a whole new twist to "the second coming".
and now we know what he really did ALL DAY on the seventh day! ;)
yeah suddenly he "needed a rest" right after creating two nekkid humans. -.- And this God feller is omnipresent, right? Sounds like classic voyeur to me. -.-
The Greek and Egyptian ones certainly did...
(quote) The phallus played a role in the cult of Osiris in ancient Egyptian religion. When Osiris' body was cut in 14 pieces, Seth scattered them all over Egypt and his wife Isis retrieved all of them except one, his penis, which was swallowed by a fish; see the Legend of Osiris and Isis. Supposedly, Isis made a wooden replacement.(/quote)
3 pair of it.
I have never peeked under all those flowing white robes.
You lift the robes, and I'll sit way over here with my telescope and take a look.