Does my laptop hate me because i watch so much pørn?

Asked By: biancaknowsnothing 18-21, F 5 months ago

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Posted by knel123 Nov 19th, 2012 at 9:30PM

Yes. All the spyware and malware that sneaks into the harddrive from watching internet **** has been to known to breed new forms of digital life. Some of which, it is speculated, have evolved into self-awareness.......and emotions.

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10 Answers to "Does my laptop hate me because i watch so much pørn?"

Posted by Melody063 Nov 19th, 2012 at 9:29PM

Yeah, it's asking for a protective cover.

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Posted by MyNameIsQ Nov 20th, 2012 at 12:20PM

No. Laptops love ****. It makes them happy.

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Posted by taurasiwade Nov 19th, 2012 at 9:45PM

and you didn't invite me over to watch it with you!! You dirty ***** ;o

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Posted by jatpack3 Nov 19th, 2012 at 9:33PM

Did you give the laptop a STD?

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Reply by biancaknowsnothing Nov 19th, 2012 at 9:34PM

D: maybe.
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Posted by lostinchicago Nov 19th, 2012 at 9:30PM

I don't think the laptop gives a sh!t.......its just data to the Mother board

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Posted by badbinary Nov 19th, 2012 at 9:30PM

depends if the hard drive on it is big enough

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Posted by superficialife Nov 19th, 2012 at 9:30PM

No **** is wonderful... keep watching it...

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Posted by ib14fun Nov 19th, 2012 at 9:30PM

**** is not just for breakfast anymore

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Posted by BlackToad Nov 19th, 2012 at 9:29PM

What sort of pr0n?

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Reply by biancaknowsnothing Nov 19th, 2012 at 9:30PM

bearded.
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Reply by BlackToad Nov 19th, 2012 at 9:30PM

No.. srsly
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