Soggy pizza does not a homosexual make.
Ah, but a slice of soggy pizza would be as limp as... never mind. Ain't going there.
Was there acid on this pizza?
Lol fuckn had to be
What the f*** did I just read?
Only if it is a sausge pizza
Depends on what she looks like
Lol .. Does it :-)
You sir are 100% 'Merican.
Not gay, but I am impressed you can eat pizza in the shower. I assume without it getting soggy?
OK, so the water is running. I wasn't certain.