Yes and it also stuns any aggressive pasta that may be lurking around
Some noodles will never learn, that will teach them to stick together
If you want your throat to close up then yes
Nope. Why would you put pepper on your spaghetti D:?
Try parmesan cheese, you monster!
The stuff you use when someone tries to attack you?
Ok so unless your sketti is trying to attack you I wouldn't spay it with pepper spray