I can change the tv without getting up off the couch.

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STOP. Now you're just scaring me

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That scares me too Babz

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But i can i have one of thoes thingies.

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I can eat sushi and hum the national anthem!

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I think that has to make you bilingual in a manner of speaking

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Would I be able to say that I am Bilingual on a resume?

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"In a manner of speaking"- you can order off the sushi manu

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i some times know what some one is about to say me,,, befor they said it... , i freak them right out when i say it befor they said it ...

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Psychic- what am I thinking?

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im talking crapp

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OMG- Dead right on!

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i'm a kickass poet.

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Then why don't you show it:

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it's a talent i like to keep to myself to enjoy with only few people.

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That I one day am worthy

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iam very good at ranting and raving in alternating deep and high pitched voices while foaming at the mouth

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That must have an amazing impact

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no the impact comes when i bang my head agaist the amulance window

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I'll be impressed when you chew your way through the leather straps

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why the leather straps are the one part i like. its amazing i can finally itch the one spot in the middle of my back thats been driving me crazy... oops the Dr. says im not supposed to use the "c" word in here.

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i can clean

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I pay well. When can you start

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I'm badass humble. ;)

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HAL-LAR-I-OUS

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