no, he's not a slave.
Lol classic, I have pranked called as a teen and used that one on a teacher of mine, Lol I couldn't stop laughing to disguise my voice.
Lol I did
Which fridge? cos if its the left one, i dont have any food in that one, so let my other housemates go after it :P
There is someone behind me?? im afraid to look around now..
I looked, he ate my face.