Disgusting little buggers they are.
I hear you .
Consider this one : England sent their criminals to america first then they changed their minds and decided it was to small to hold all of them , ( Now in both cases their troops were sent running back to england ) .
England only sent the stupid crims to the colonies you know the ones who got caught,the smart ones stayed in England and are now running the place,and the stupid are running the ex-colonies
No not at all
Hey ya gotta like the fact they live their entire lives upside down and can still carry on a conversation,,,,
No of course not. Any of them could even give me a koala and chat.
typical "septic tanks' question have you ever sat down and conversed with a real australian not the one's full of hype and bullshit?
see what i mean? bloody ignorant!!!
Nope. I love Aussies.
Hi Cat. :-)
I'm getting a bumper sticker that sez "I love my Aussies" and I'm sticking it on the botton of the car. . .
I'll take my chances!
Hey, while I got you here- are there any Kiwi v. Aussie Jokes- like how do you know the diff b/t a Kiwi and a, Aussie?
Kiwi family arrives in Australia.
Son's first day at school and the father say's
"OK son what happened at school today"
"I topped the class at Math's today".
"Well son thats because your a New zealander"
Second day at school and the father say's
"what happened at school today"
"I topped class in English"
"Well son thats because your a New zealander".
Third day at school and the father say's
"What happened at school today"
"We played mini Rugby and after the game we were in the shower's and I noticed that I had a bigger wasser than all the other boys"
"Is that because I am a New zealander Dad".
"No son" the father relied "that's because your 27".
Who could ever get tired of all you guys?!
That sounds like you think you are better than they are and that is not how I want to view anyone on EP or any where else.
Yeah, we're so annoying. ;)
You must Absolutely and Posi+ively under-stand where there is a Ying there must be a countering Yang...<br />
and for me, from where I stand at this very hour...yes, as in The right now!!!<br />
Australia sits on the Exact opposite corner...<br />
Life is Always about balance, and....without balance, you have a serious inequity that will completely throw off a centered existance!<br />
You follow?<br />
Now, like every place...<br />
You'll find the Good<br />
and some Bad<br />
certainly an Ugly or two...<br />
But, who am I to judge anyone...,<br />
Judgmental minds are too narrow to accept the full scope-spectrum of existance...<br />
Yes, it's true...for every Bugger you'll also find a Flower...this is the beauty of life...the full experience...even from Australia!<br />
Now...who votes for a worldwide collective group hug???
Struth no, ok they're a bunch of racists and think they are rough round the edges and thats cool ( but theyre not, theyre serious dudes) but good for a laugh after a few brews.
If I hadn't been born in America I'd want to have been born in Australia.
No!! the place is better with them around, and the sheep are safe
Nah... despite being English I think the Aussies are great sports.
Nope, but I'm sick of people who discriminate others ba<x>sed on where they come from.
Nope. Us Poms could talk to you all day about the ashes....
...now, stop it!!!
Ozzy, oy, Ozzy, oy, Ozzy ozzy ozzy, oy, oy, oy<br />
Just cos We have good beer and you americans dont