"DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?" Junior asks his dad,
His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!"
"Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on YAHOO. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button."
"Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS."
Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said: 'You've Got Male'!
I hate people who were born on December 25, more. Holiday stealers!
Oh, Happy birthday!
yes. How dare they
Yeah, or any other day of the year for that matter :L
i hate robots that were manufactured on the 25th. haha, jk. Hope you had a good vacation.
I'm jealous. ;)
Nope. Lerve 'em.
I hate those born on 29th February. Happy birthday!
I hate them so much. Those pompous bastards, act like they just oooooh so mch better than everyone else