"DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?" Junior asks his dad,<br />
His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!"<br />
"Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on YAHOO. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button."<br />
"Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS."<br />
Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said: 'You've Got Male'!
I hate people who were born on December 25, more. Holiday stealers!
Oh, Happy birthday!
yes. How dare they
Yeah, or any other day of the year for that matter :L
i hate robots that were manufactured on the 25th. haha, jk. Hope you had a good vacation.
I'm jealous. ;)
I hate those born on 29th February. Happy birthday!
I hate them so much. Those pompous bastards, act like they just oooooh so mch better than everyone else