Dr. tells me that each piece of bacon takes 9 minutes off my life. based on that math I should have died in 1732. Ay?
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Posted by canofham Mar 3rd, 2013 at 2:27PM
I think the doctor's math is flawed. Happiness = Bacon = More Life
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Posted by xXxThatStarxXx Mar 3rd, 2013 at 2:26PM
I rather die happy than hungry.
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Posted by SomeDudeNearBoston Mar 3rd, 2013 at 2:37PM
Did you remember to account for the switch from the Julian to the Gregorian calendar that took place in 1752 in Britain and her colonies, which then included what became the U.S.? Eleven days were taken out of the calendar. There are 1440 minutes in a day, so 11 days are 15,840 minutes. At nine minutes per piece of bacon, that's 1760 pieces of bacon.
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Reply by freeed Mar 3rd, 2013 at 2:46PM
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Reply by Jamboreeguy Mar 3rd, 2013 at 2:48PM
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Posted by bijouxbroussard Mar 3rd, 2013 at 2:45PM
Lol ! I can relate.
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Posted by Gemzaayy Mar 3rd, 2013 at 2:37PM
They say cigarettes are 15.... if all that old crap was true Id of been dead long ago.
I say fck that and enjoy yaself
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Posted by freeed Mar 3rd, 2013 at 2:32PM
Doctors - what do they know?
Here's a recipe: 3 slices bacon and 3 slices American cheese on 2 slices white bread grilled as sandwich. Repeat. NOW (dear cat) fry as much hamburger as you can tolerate - about 2/3 pound - place between the grilled cheese sandwiches, add pickle slices, condiments, and enough salt on which to ski. Mmmmeeeooowww!!!
Chest pains...having...chest...pai
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Reply by Jamboreeguy Mar 3rd, 2013 at 2:33PM
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Posted by Serenitree Mar 3rd, 2013 at 2:30PM
You and me both.
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Posted by BabzEsq24 Mar 3rd, 2013 at 2:28PM
a cigarette only takes 7
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Reply by freeed Mar 3rd, 2013 at 2:47PM
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Reply by BabzEsq24 Mar 3rd, 2013 at 2:51PM
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Posted by ikattarri Mar 3rd, 2013 at 2:27PM
lol me too!
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Posted by KillallKompetition Mar 3rd, 2013 at 2:25PM
Sounds about right.
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Posted by spooky8 Mar 3rd, 2013 at 2:25PM
I would be right behind ya
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