Embarrassing halloween costume for my elder brother suggestions?

paint urself black n wear black clothes n sport a white ipod. dance around crazily thruout the evening.... or be the dude from rocky horror picture show

A GIANT CONDOM !

French maid uniform.

Be one of the two dudes in that Saturday Night Live "D**k in a box" video. If you watch the video, Justin Timberlake and Andy Samborg explain how to make the costume ("One, Cut a hole in the box; two, put your junk in that box ... ")

Well you could always buy one of those adult nurse costumes. You can put grapefruits where it doesnt fit.

i would go for play boy but like this
http://images.dailyradar.com/media/uploads/showhype/story_large/2008/10/29/maria.jpg

its a picture onn google so not sure if you can get the costume anyway happy halloween and good luck

hi, My mom started me dressing like a girl since she doesn't have a daughter and is divorced. She started me a few weeks ago telling me "I have to get used to stuff for the holoween party" a freind was having. So I had to wear everything after school, weekends and so on. The worst is the training bra. She already had me grow my hair past my shoulders and Saturday morning took me to the hair place they worked on it for 2 hours pinning it up in curls and ribbons and now my eyebrows and real thin and pointy.
So I thought it was over but she said since everything cost money I had to keep doing it and for church wore a skirt set. She also had me shave my legs and underarms I saw others had to also. I'm supposed to wear this stuff to school now becuase she said with my hair, nails done and eyebrows it wont look right in boys stuff. Is it good jst to obey? any advice would really help thanks