They gopher your plants and gopher your carrots they gopher just about everything

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gophers around here eat the roots of all the pretty plants in the garden and you work and sweat and toil in the soil and the beautiful garden quits being beautiful and you water and weed but it's not producing jack sh!t anymore and when the garden is just about dead you learn about Gophers an how the cute little BA$TARDS wasted all your time and effort.<br />
so next year put oleanders all around the perimeter of the garden cause gophers chew those roots and they die.

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