Ever had something slip out, that you did not mean for it to?

yes, but not that i can remember - i did make a HUGE blunder today though, my daughter (12 and sensitive) introduced me to one of her friends - who has a name as androgenous as the looks - i told them to calm down in the cafe by saying 'girls blah, blah,blah' only for my poor embarressed daughter to squeak 'girls?' i had to make a lie as though she had misheard me. luckily the young LAD didn't seem to notice - phew!

Oh yea. Words, items, and body parts. Not all at the same time though.

Yep, quite often. Most recently I pulled in to a convenience store to get a snack. A car pulled up right next to me when I started to get out. It was a small car with some female in her early thirties or so, puffing on a cigarette. A boy about ten or so was in there too. I got out before they did. when the boy got out, smoke poured out and the boy coughed. I guess the fresh air was too much. I looked at his mother as they started to go in and said "why don't you buy him a pack too (meaning cigarettes) while you're in there, if he's going to smoke he may as well do it the right way". Sort of blurted it out. She told me to go fu*k myself and mind my own business.

No I always check my zipper.

Yes, indeed I have, but sorry I can't share. The details are...*ahem*...private. ;)

Well about 25 yrs ago, i remember standing in line at the bank and it was after work on a Friday. So of course it was packed. Ahead by maybe three or so people some guy is starring at me and i suddenly recognize him as a guy my mother went out with when we were kids, after my parents divorce. It had been years since i saw him, and for some reason i got flustered and dropped my purse. EVERYTHING rolled out, yup, including x amount of tampons. Red faced i scrambled like mad to pick everything up.....some lady even handed me one back. I was mortified.
Oh, and the time i was still in college and had that toilet paper trail stuck in my skirt...anyway, waaaay too many to mention. :P