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Ever sharted at an important business meeting, cuz you drank too much tequailla the nite b4?

if so how did you excuse your self?..i didnt do it yet, but i plan on getting fu@#ked up this weekend and i have a big meeting monday morning..i just wanna good excuse for when i do

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just say, "excuse me, but I just sharted"

then walk out.

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TheRealWoman	Posted Sep 3rd, 2009 at 7:18AM (in the authors vernacular)First off, refrain from being a knobhead, but if you do....use the lavvy before the flippin' meeting. Rated: +2Vote for this!
Fourandahalfdays	Posted Sep 3rd, 2009 at 7:18AM You plan on getting so ** up that you ** yourself at work? Does anyone else but me see a problem with this? Rated: +2Vote for this!
HappySailor	Posted Aug 31st, 2009 at 3:29AM shf84.... I think I may have the answer for you... It turns out that tequailla is the shorthand scientific name for enriched liquid plutonium... I would look for a night watchman job at a nuke plant. I figure they will pay you well for the benefit of standing still. You might have to do it in ten years stints however... Rated: +2Vote for this!
KittenHasaWhip	Posted Oct 28th, 2009 at 1:17PM hmmmm.....wear a diaper or get charcoal lined briefs. I suggest looking for a new job as well. You might get fired for stinking up the conference room. Rated: +2Vote for this!
shf84	Posted Aug 31st, 2009 at 2:06AM Never had that happin I did puke a couple of times on the job because of tequailla that's why I gave up drinking, it was no fun Rated: +1Vote for this!
northernwoodsgirl	Posted Aug 31st, 2009 at 4:04AM if you're just an occasional partier- the night before an important function is not the time to test your bowels. if you're a real drinker you wouldn't have written this, b/c this is an every day deal- being still drunk in the morning. i've puked but never sharted before... Rated: +1Vote for this!
lonelygirl92	Posted Aug 31st, 2009 at 6:51AM I was camping once with a bunch of friends and ate cake with blue icing. Drank about half a fifth of tequila and threw up. The next morning all you cold see was blue icing every I tossed it. It was so gross. Rated: +1Vote for this!

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