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TheyWillLearn TheyWillLearn 22-25, F 15 Answers May 15 in Embarrassing & Funny

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For me it's more remember where the battle axe and swords are put. also my wittleing kit not good for killing but may put a good hole in your eye. the battle axe on the other hand could cut your head off.

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A man who thinks a woman's place is in the kitchen obviously has no idea of what to do with her in the bedroom :P (or no stamina)

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Exactly

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True ;)

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Eh, I find that phrase too misleading and used by only immature and selfless young men. I do understand how insulting it can be, telling another this is your place, you belong here, etc. But have you ever heard of the phrase "Don't bring a knife to a gun fight?"

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Are you trying to say if I ever tried to kill my spouse he'd knock me the hell out?

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Didn't try saying anything, that is just how you deciphered my paragraph.

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Did you notice my question mark at the end of my question? I'm asking.....

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Yup. Asking what?

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*facepalm* give me a ''simple'' explanation of what you were trying to say about the second half of your answer....

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Was just asking if you heard of the phrase. That's all.

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Subtle

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...that's scary...

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so the better place for women is the bedroom i guess....

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Ouuuuuuh good one :) but no -_-

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haha, good comeback!

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Thats why we trust our women enough to let her be with the knives are ;)

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Rule #1 TRUST NO ONE!

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Oooo how scary.

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Talking about your profile pic?

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Yes, obviously I was talking the picture I have had up for years. Makes perfect sense to mention randomly how scary I think it is right now.

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You didn't sense my sarcasm......-_-

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Oh trust me I did. Did you sense mine?

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No...I would have if it was there....

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Mine was blatant sarcasm. Yours, not so much.

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You know what I think....I think you're a ''serious'' guy.....

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You know what I think? You are a master conversationist.

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*conversationalist :)

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conversationist Is actually a word. You should maybe double check things before trying to be a smart arsed smug **** :).

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Maybe I just prefer conversationalist??? Maybe I have OCD about it....ever figured that? :)

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Ever figured you can't have OCD over a singular thing? You either have OCD in general or you don't :).

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Yeah :) but we're talking about this particular thing right now :)
**** it! I give up! I was wrong....sorry :( Lol

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Haha you don't have to say sorry, it's just a bit of banter lol. High five for playing along though :)

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*High Five*

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thats why women have smaller feet so they can get closer to the kitchen sink lol

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I'm lost???

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so u can do the washing up

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Be quiet and hurry up with my bacon sarnie.

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Lol Sir, you have the wrong one :)

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You're sacked.

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Sacked???? lmao you saying ''sacked'' automatically makes you sacked lmao whatever the hell that means :)

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It means fired.

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we know, how else would you make us our sandwiches?

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Never heard of making a sandwich with a butcher knife :)

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I meant a sandwich for a man, not a boy

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Uhhhhhh no....imagine how many people make their sandwiches with a butcher knife.

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Who even cuts sandwiches nowadays?

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