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For the impending zombie apocalypse, what will be your weapon of choice and why?

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    pinkyy2001 - 36-40 years old - male

    Posted by pinkyy2001 Jun 18th, 2012 at 6:17PM

    a boat - zombies cant swim

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14 Answers to "For the impending zombie apocalypse, what will be your weapon of choice and why?"

  1. waitingtoberecognized - 16-17 years old - female

    Posted by waitingtoberecognized Jun 18th, 2012 at 6:09PM

    Ice cream, I'm hoping they are lactose intolerant..

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  2. THEBIGM - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by THEBIGM Jun 18th, 2012 at 6:20PM

    I actually own a bunch of zombie killin weapons, but my favorite is the modernized version of a Halberd I have in my office at work... 5 foot long titanium pipe recovered from a commercial air conditioning job, with a two headed tapered axe head at the end and a 4 inch steel spike topping it off. At the base, a cresent blade makes up the pommel and handle. The whole thing weighs about 18 lbs

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  3. Coubert - 26-30 years old - female

    Posted by Coubert Jun 18th, 2012 at 6:20PM

    A samurai sword and my own personal zombies shackled without arms and jaws to decreased the chances of other zombies attacking me

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  4. mariusthered - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by mariusthered Jun 18th, 2012 at 6:19PM

    somwhere round here i have a board with a nail in it and a picture of tony blair

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  5. ManicMonday - 31-35 years old - female

    Posted by ManicMonday Jun 18th, 2012 at 6:13PM

    12 gauge shotgun and an AK-200..probably a machete too, just in case. I already have the shotgun,so why not? shotgun if for short distance shots, rifle is for long distance shots, and the machete is for mainatining my personal bubble.

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  6. NobodySpecial - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by NobodySpecial Jun 18th, 2012 at 6:11PM

    My teeth. I'll be one of the first to go, I'm sure.

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  7. bunnyhound - 31-35 years old - male

    Posted by bunnyhound Jun 18th, 2012 at 6:09PM

    a light sabre quick and no blood to splash and infect me.

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  8. bunnyhound - 31-35 years old - male

    Reply by bunnyhound Jun 18th, 2012 at 6:12PM

    hit them with a truck

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  9. XNGespenst - 22-25 years old - male

    Posted by XNGespenst Jun 18th, 2012 at 8:07PM

    A Kaiser blade or similar armaments.....

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  10. starman5000 - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by starman5000 Jun 18th, 2012 at 7:59PM

    A long sword because if days turn in to weeks I don't want to ration bullets. For a gun plus I would be a horrible shot

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  11. Joungar - 26-30 years old - male

    Posted by Joungar Jun 18th, 2012 at 6:16PM

    A Tank with Gatling gun on top and a laser sword

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  12. NeoZen - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by NeoZen Jun 18th, 2012 at 6:12PM

    Zombie Apocalypse meets Death Rally 2000. How many points do I get for running over little old grannie zombie again?

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  13. Elliepooh - 18-21 years old - female

    Reply by Elliepooh Jun 18th, 2012 at 6:13PM

    =[ lol

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  14. BamPow - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by BamPow Jun 18th, 2012 at 6:08PM

    Probably just catnip and shiny objects, because these bath salt zombies don't seem too bright and are probably easily distracted.

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  15. Elliepooh - 18-21 years old - female

    Reply by Elliepooh Jun 18th, 2012 at 6:09PM

    lmfao.

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  16. sukaza4meshon - 18-21 years old - female

    Posted by sukaza4meshon Jun 18th, 2012 at 6:08PM

    Hockey stick or some kind of harpoon or spear-like instrument. Cut at the knees first. They can't get close and then they can't walk.

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