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For those of you who think you are funny, prove it in your response and we will all vote on it?

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Ok picture this.....I'm a 47 year old man and I'm proving to my 7 year old that I can still jump rope. As I'm jumping my pants slip down to the ground and my kid sees my boxer shorts. The rope gets tangled up on my legs, I fall flat on my face and cause a bookshelf to empty its contents on my head.

Eh..... guess you had to be there.
(my kid thought I was the funniest living thing on the planet earth)
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Other 6 Answers to For those of you who think you are funny, prove it in your response and we will all vote on it?


dedre
Posted May 7th, 2009 at 5:46PM
*is handed the Mic* Oh goodness....oh, um, hello out there *tap tap* is this thing on? Oh goodness, ohhh my....um...so how's everybody doing tonight?

Okay now, so what do you do when an epileptic falls into your swimming pool?
*pause*

YOU THROW IN YOUR DIRTY LAUNDRY! Ha-ha! *throws down mic and leaves*
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Konrad
Posted May 7th, 2009 at 5:46PM
A man, a blond, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"

...ta daa...
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OldGroupiesNeverD
ie
Posted May 6th, 2009 at 9:00PM
Why do elephants have big ears?...

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom! :D

(Rimshot! *ba-dum chi!*)
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FastLaneC3
Posted May 6th, 2009 at 9:49PM
Dude, we're not called epileptics... although good job on the joke.
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Arishfem
Posted May 6th, 2009 at 9:36PM
to Supaviv: was that supposed to be funny..?
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FreeThinkSphere
Posted May 6th, 2009 at 8:56PM
People that claim to be funny, usually are sad and lame. Unfunny. Crickets, anyone??
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