My daughter in her car seat stretching from a nap and saying ahhhhh ****, I almost wrecked the car. My friends daughter after accidently hitting another male friend in his privates, he said he sorry he got made and did she understand what she did she said yes I nailed you.
My son's first word was "Sh*t" Certainly shocked his elderly babysitter. i
No kids but did hear a girl ask why two guys with moustaches looked like they were kissing. In a mall. Laughed so hard i had to sit down.
Daughter asking me why that man was wearing a funny hat. He was bald on top.
years ago, my mom used to say Christ damn it, so one time my daughter went to the pharmacy and they didn't have anything that she wanted so she started raving out loud, very loud, Christ damn it!
Customers kid said...mommy punched daddy and blood came out...