My wife just murdered the Meatloaf....

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McDonalds not giving you your chicken mcnuggets.

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Cant get the pickle jar open

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well i wont call them to tell them where the bodies are burried , that's for sure

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4 year old cousin being babysat by older sister, calls police sobbing because big sister wouldn't let her watch T.V.

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constipation

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Because you want a date. you can't find shoe. the kids won't change the channel. LMAO, Gotta love World's Dumbest!

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I'm somewhat disappointed that they post on California freeways to call 911 for drunk drivers. Considering our limited law enforcement resources, I would be pretty pissed off if I called 911 because I was in a store with a robbery in progress, but no one was available because they were trying to find some guy that may or may not be drunk on a freeway. I know, all the MADD people are going to jump my case because that just isn't the politically correct way to think.

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ummmm well illegal firearms and drugs would be a good start

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Advice on how to get the victim's blood out of your clothing

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To pick the kids up from school !

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When the pizza has been delivered cold

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if the delivery guy messes up your order

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Because your sock drawer is a mess.

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Being locked out of your house.

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Anything here, it's the wrong number :-P

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If youre annoying...how bout a suicide attempt? im horrible

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