Forget 50 shades... really want to turn her on? proven methods...
methods proven to improve her desire to make you scream for mercy in the bedroom:
A) spend time with the kids, reading, doing homework, giving them moral/values lessons
B) do the dishes or vacuum
C) fix something (important to her)
D) say your sorry
E) my best trick - every day (EVERY day) - find a tangible, real way to fulfill one or more of the vows to love,honor and cherish.
........pick one of these three, and do something to fulfill it... you'll be smiling.
........pick two. she may end up swallowing.
.........do all three... look out, you may not walk out of the bedroom! she will love your manhood right off of you.