I accidentally sprayed myself in the eye with hairspray.<br />
You know how the nozzle gets halfway clogged so it comes out in little splut, splut, spluts? <br />
Anyway. <br />
It's 24 hour hold. <br />
I'll be in tomorrow.

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I heard they were giving p-i-s-s tests that day sir.

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Haha that guy is lane fire him. He chose to drink he should pay the consequences.

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Had a FAT I mean flat TIRE on the way to work.... (fat tire beer fyi)

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uhhhhhh...............

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too many 12 ounce curls and my muscles are sore.

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