Is that your head or did your neck just throw up.

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Lmfao! Wow that's a good one!

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One time my mom was mad at me and called me a SOB lol I was like 15 so I just agreed with her. We still laugh about it.

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Lol!

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You make me remember old memories about me, mum and my brothers. LOL

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Your head is as empty as a eunuch`s underpants.<br />
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The difference between you and a bucket of crap is the bucket.<br />
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Any resemblance between you and a human being is pure coincidence.<br />
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A monkey could do better than you! And he would be better looking too.<br />
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He is right. He is a doctor and good at it. In all other subjects, he is a complete retard.<br />
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Your neck`s muscles must be very weak after all those years supporting a very light and empty head.<br />
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Seems your mental effort was too much to your only brain cell to handle.<br />
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Whats the difference between your brain and a jail? A jail has more cells.<br />
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Feel free to comment of hate those insults.

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my son(at the time 5yrs old) told some 10 yr old kid he would kick his f'ing *** if he pushed him again(we were at chucky cheese) i was on the other side of the net, i couldn't be mad as the kid was pushing him and others out of the way to get ahead,but couldn't beleive that was coming out of this sweet little guy's mouth, he is a real sweet boy, told my ex and she was pissed at me and then scolded my son, he cried, i took him and toild him his mom loves him and this was no big deal, still laugh(laughing now)when i think of it, thanx for question, made my minute.

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Lmfao! Awww :)

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you had to be there, ah ha moment, too bad i didn't have a camera.

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It involved a screaming woman at another woman.... a pad.. and something about it being on too tight

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Whoa, that's something XD

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If you put three of him together you'd get an idiot.

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You sure are cute for an old ****

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She's so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody... or, She's so fat that she was sitting on the other side of the room and i was still sitting next to her.

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A friend once described a guy as "taken a flying header out of the ugly tree and hit EVERY branch on the way down". Ouch.

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Omg, wow that's messed up x)

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one time i college i was called a queer because of my timberland boots

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Wow, that's so messed up.

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if you cant laugh at things , your feel sad all the time

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Very true :)

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