Show them in and start showing them all the items in your house that you'd like to sell.
I like this, I might actually have to try this.
My hubby always answered the sort in his underwear, stroking his nipple and said "you ever made love to a man?". Works evertime.
That could take on a surprise ending! ;p
call my dog who's name is "Bitehim"! "Bitehim" !
Invite him in and then hand him some 7th Day Adventist pamphlets. Stare into his eyes and say God loves you.
Open the door with the security chain on. Tell them, "You'll have to get a warrant if you want to search the place. I know my rights." Then close the door.
Wire your door bell / letter box to 110 volts ... painful yet fun to watch.
Shut ythe door as you tell the mthat you need to just go get something from the stove. Then don't go back.
Oh My God I love this <3 I'm 4 years late but this **** is hilarious!
I was going to say naked but since that's already been said how about answering the door wearing some hardcore fetish gear. Or perhaps answer the door wearing the Borat bathing suit (if you don't know it look it up.)
discuss how you were accused of sexually assaulting salesmen, but you found it was perfectly legal since they were on your property. (its complete bs, but it might work)
stop the sex part
No hablo ingles... Meh..
Hmm Je parlez le frances... Non- je ne pas parlez le anglais! Zut!
*Click* click CLICKKKK *LOop Click- Looop loop lop :)
Get rid of the door.
Answer the door with your hand down your pants, and a pained look on your face.
invite them in and try to get them to join your strange bizarre made up satanic cult.. offer them some goat blood to drink...
shotgun! whoooaaaahhh! :p
Open the door nude.
Answer the door naked if you're brave enough!