Omg something must be really wrong woth you...this isn't normal... get away from me!! I don't want your cooties D:
Nothing i'm right beside ya honey
Sure can ya want the wings too...lol
But you will be nearly naked - smiles and waits
NOTHING watch me pleasure you with MR Thumper
omg that sounds horrible
Good for you! (and I'm a tad younger, but in the same happy boat). And I think there's NOTHING wrong with that. In fact, I wish more happy people would let people know they were happy with life. We need to know that there is a lot of happiness out here!
Ohhhhhhh. I'm so sorry to break this to you because you seem like such a nice lady. you have a rare disease called "functional human syndrome" Treatment for this condition involves losing empathy for all those that arent exactly like you and repeated parroting of phrases that mean very little under examination.
I wish you all the best in your recovery =)
Oh, the horror, the horror !!! :-D
If you've got teenage children, I'm sure they'll have a long list.
If they're past that age, you're really stuffed. You'll just have to bear that burden of unfettered enjoyment for the rest of you days.
eh kids are WAYYYY overrated!
It must be time to take it to the next level. Kick it up a notch, you know. Whatever that means. If there's nothing wrong, you may as well reduce life to a buzz-phrase, huh?
You have trouble finding people who can relate?
Sounds like things are swell.
You're just old.
You're addicted to cupcakes?
I assume you wrote "fat a$$" ... if you did, I'd say I've never seen your a$$ ... I'm sure it's quite magnificent but I'll trust that it is sight unseen :P
You are clearly in denial.
You sound like you thought it through instead of watch Sex and the City and Desperate Houswives. Good for you. :)
You want to be pregnant?
Nothing, lose yourself in the service of others....................
Spice things up and try some new hobbies, be adventurous
you obviously don't listen to enough rap music. Hooray 4U
Meaning....... You dont have a MAN?
There is nothing wrong with you....... do you go out to where you can meet a man?