Well as a dude, I live by these three little words to avoid the crazies: I am gay
lmao I've used this one on a married contractor that wouldn't stop hitting on me at work
And if they still are clueless, just say ok, I will sleep with you but I have Hep C, incurable syphilis and I absolutely hate condoms-hahaha, the looks are precious
That I'm lesbian.
I was pregnant -which was hysterical since I was at a bar with a drink in my hand. He must have thought I was a REAL WINNER!!!
I'm secretly...a guy O.O
I'm ob<x>jectum sexual. No really I'm not. <br />
I think my fetish of a particular game would only make him want me more (if he likes that game too).
"I'm married." Lol. He asked where my ring was. I said "uh... it's getting repaired." Lol. After that I started wearing a ring. I had a boyfriend, but saying I have a boyfriend never works.
I told him, you wouldn't like me to see how he'd react, when in reality I really liked him. Then he dropped me because I encouraged him that he wouldn't like me when I'm pretty sure he would. LOL
that m too young for all this!
i told him i was from another state but he said then we could just have a one nighter instead of dating
I was on a stationary bike reading some English book and this man said something to me and I told him speak no English. He looks at my book and I think he got my message loud and clear.
That has never been a problem for me for some reason...lol
I didn't lie. I told them I'm flattered if I was, that I'm not if I wasn't , and disinterested if I was disinterested. Now, all I say is , married LOL
I told one guy that I discovered I was a lesbian
I told them I'm a ***** and gold digger ...stupid ***** ,
I have a girlfriend.
I'm a lesbian / I have hiv, I'm dying of cancer(with a crying face)
I have a big husband with a gun coming to pick me up in a min so I can't be seen talking to you.
That I didn't speak English (I blend in with anyone, Blk, Caribbean, mixed, just about anything).