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555calif 555calif 51-55, M 19 Answers Jul 23, 2012

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Well as a dude, I live by these three little words to avoid the crazies: I am gay

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lmao...

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lmao I've used this one on a married contractor that wouldn't stop hitting on me at work

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And if they still are clueless, just say ok, I will sleep with you but I have Hep C, incurable syphilis and I absolutely hate condoms-hahaha, the looks are precious

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I was pregnant -which was hysterical since I was at a bar with a drink in my hand. He must have thought I was a REAL WINNER!!!

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I'm objectum sexual. No really I'm not.



I think my fetish of a particular game would only make him want me more (if he likes that game too).

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"I'm married." Lol. He asked where my ring was. I said "uh... it's getting repaired." Lol. After that I started wearing a ring. I had a boyfriend, but saying I have a boyfriend never works.

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I told him, you wouldn't like me to see how he'd react, when in reality I really liked him. Then he dropped me because I encouraged him that he wouldn't like me when I'm pretty sure he would. LOL

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That I'm lesbian.

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that m too young for all this!

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i told him i was from another state but he said then we could just have a one nighter instead of dating

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I was on a stationary bike reading some English book and this man said something to me and I told him speak no English. He looks at my book and I think he got my message loud and clear.

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That has never been a problem for me for some reason...lol

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I'm secretly...a guy O.O

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I didn't lie. I told them I'm flattered if I was, that I'm not if I wasn't , and disinterested if I was disinterested. Now, all I say is , married LOL

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