"Trust me". Every time I believed that I ended up either pregnant or broke.
"i love you"
Stick with me Ill make you richI
Most of the History I learnt at school has turned out to be big fat hairy lies.
I did NOT have relations with that woman......
the holocaust never happened or it wasnt as bad as history reflects
I have a ten inch ****.....
Only 10" - Mine is 15" long and 10" around. ROFL
You can be anything you want to be (told to children in elementary school)
The land of the free
Police to protect and to serve
The christains didnt slaughter native americans
Husband: are you ok dear?
Wife: I'm fine!!
jesus died for my sins.. i was nowhere near even been born yet...
Nothin to it but to do it.
I love you
I'll never hurt you
It wont hurt, trust me!
I don't know if anyone already said it, but : "yes, I'm a natural blonde"
The check is in the mail. I wont come in your mouth, I want to help you.(sugargrandpas)
Life is unfair
Itz all fate i think these are biggest lies
If I am elected.
I learned this in Police Foundations class: any statement that includes the words "So help me God", "On my mother's grave" or "To be honest" is typically an indication of a lie.
Said to me----"I love you"
Said to someone else---"Im doing great"
" I will never leave you. "