"Trust me". Every time I believed that I ended up either pregnant or broke.
I did NOT have relations with that woman......
Stick with me Ill make you richI
Most of the History I learnt at school has turned out to be big fat hairy lies.
the holocaust never happened or it wasnt as bad as history reflects
I have a ten inch ****.....
Only 10" - Mine is 15" long and 10" around. ROFL
Husband: are you ok dear?<br />
Wife: I'm fine!!
jesus died for my sins.. i was nowhere near even been born yet...
Nothin to it but to do it.
I don't know if anyone already said it, but : "yes, I'm a natural blonde"
The check is in the mail. I wont come in your mouth, I want to help you.(sugargrandpas)
Life is unfair<br />
Itz all fate i think these are biggest lies
If I am elected.
I learned this in Police Foundations class: any statement that includes the words "So help me God", "On my mother's grave" or "To be honest" is typically an indication of a lie.
Said to me----"I love you"<br />
Said to someone else---"Im doing great"
" I will never leave you. "
"The check is in the mail."
bin Laden was behind the 9/11 attacks.
santa clause is the biggest universal lie of all time...
It's certainly up there - together with "Time will make it better"