He drooled and said "wow big boobs... wanna hang out?"
LMAO c'mon guys, seriously?
“Hey, I bet nobody’s ever picked you up like this before.” (Tosses condom onto table.)
wow...seriously...I am sure he picked up a lot of women like that...lol
It is sooo preposterous and takes one so aback- that if he has a nice following line it can work--
I was in a gay bar, when he walked up to me and said:
"**** me if I'm wrong, but don't I know you from somewhere"?
What could I say? We had never met, and he was gorgeous!
I told him he didn't know me (which I suspect he already knew), and agreed when he suggested going back to his place.
Yes, the corny pickup line worked....and it turned into a wonderful night! :)
It was a woman who was an assistant manager at a store I worked at and she told my female coworker "I'd like to take a bite of out that" referring to my rear end. (I was bending over to get items off a low shelf.) I overheard the comment said nothing back, I just blushed really bad because I was 16 years old. My coworker confirmed for me later that she was indeed referring to me. I guess the line "worked" in that I got excited about it, but nothing ever developed between me and this woman.