Rolling in feces...
shooting myself in the head !!!
Being sentenced to your old jail cell in the prison of its a sorry life
Chopping the other arm off with a rusted hatchet.
Admitting that I'm a moron.
Relighting the fizzled out, and now shortened fuse on a cherry bomb....
A train wreck.
back in hell
my death sentence
Giving my first another chance would be great, my 2nd like snapping my neck in a mouse trap again over and over.
Me willingly jumping into a pit of Lava...it just won't ever happen.
Having a car that you have to fix more than you drive
As much as i still love her i would be literally mad, doing the same thing expecting it to be different.
Always. She was the only woman i ever wanted children with and she never wanted kids. She was, is the funniest most talented person ive ever known. I first worked with her in a local theatre were she played Lady Macbeth. She completely knocked my socks off. It was 2 years after that we worked together on another play and i couldnt do anything but ask her out. Nearest i ever came to love at first sight. We split 7 years ago but barely a day passes i dont think of her. lol. Im hopeless.
Far too much water has passed under that bridge. 5 months after we split we did give it another go but it was an epic mistake. Unfortunately, as with many great talented people, there is a degree of lunacy and she was a classic case. My last partner met her once and she commented that she was indeed incredibly witty but deeply cynical and dry. She wasnt wrong.
Sighs shakes head :-) x
Willingly putting your hand in a blender, after having accidentally done it once before.
Giving yur ex another chance