Chewing a chewing gum just spat out...
Rolling in feces...
shooting myself in the head !!!
Being sentenced to your old jail cell in the prison of its a sorry life
Chopping the other arm off with a rusted hatchet.
Admitting that I'm a moron.
Relighting the fizzled out, and now shortened fuse on a cherry bomb....
A train wreck.
back in hell
my death sentence
Giving my first another chance would be great, my 2nd like snapping my neck in a mouse trap again over and over.
asking some to smack on the side of the head and kick me in the balls real hard.
Me willingly jumping into a pit of Lava...it just won't ever happen.
Having a car that you have to fix more than you drive
As much as i still love her i would be literally mad, doing the same thing expecting it to be different.
Always. She was the only woman i ever wanted children with and she never wanted kids. She was, is the funniest most talented person ive ever known. I first worked with her in a local theatre were she played Lady Macbeth. She completely knocked my socks off. It was 2 years after that we worked together on another play and i couldnt do anything but ask her out. Nearest i ever came to love at first sight. We split 7 years ago but barely a day passes i dont think of her. lol. Im hopeless.
Far too much water has passed under that bridge. 5 months after we split we did give it another go but it was an epic mistake. Unfortunately, as with many great talented people, there is a degree of lunacy and she was a classic case. My last partner met her once and she commented that she was indeed incredibly witty but deeply cynical and dry. She wasnt wrong.
Hell on Earth.
Sighs shakes head :-) x