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A guy in my town, his name is Justin, he always calls me chewbaca (you know the furry guy on starwars?) I hate it, and he always calls me it in front of alot of his friends. I'd like to know a good, smart response to this to make him look like an idiot? I just want to shut him up so he'll leave me alone.
Aeroflaire Aeroflaire 13-15, F 19 Answers Sep 14, 2012 in Youth

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Tell him to keep playing with his little Light Saber and maybe it will grow. Tell him Princess Laya wants to know why the force is never with him during sex. Tell him he's been ************ so much he's earned the name Hand Solo. :)

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XD sounds good

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Tell him he's just jealous cos he's only ever played 'Hand Solo'..

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lol

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Good one!

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I see you posted the same thing I did except you were posting yours while I was making mine up....two great minds with the same thought haha

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Haha,indeed!..Although your comeback has more depth and is more likely to leave him reeling...Respect to you sir!..

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Idea tell him to **** of! :) You will show that you are sick of the brat and that you are braver then him. I mean lol chewbaca wow lol thats the best he can do. lol. Just ignore him, its pathetic!

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Tell him to go fiddle with his balls Or just go jump off a cliff..

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XD

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Keep laughing. I'm reloading.

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Ask him if he's me mentally disabled and sound concered that he is. Works for me all the time. Or do some research and find a ridiculous character he resembles and retaliate with that. example: "Alright, Gonzo!" (if he has a big nose) Be confident whatever you say.

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What about a guy who's a lil chubby?

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Ooo even better! Blubber butt, hamhocks, porkchop, ...Ok, let me stop, I'm so mean.

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Ok, I couldn't resist putting in this one; If I'm chewbaca, that makes you Jabba the Hut! Hahaha

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XD LOVE it!

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Just say, "Can't you think of anything else to say, you stupid c*nt?"

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Just say "Whatever. **** off."

A girl can hurt a guy just by showing he is nothing to her.

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huh. That makes sense

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I'd ignore him, although my temptation would be to call him Jabba the Hut

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why so? Well, he is a lil chubby

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Why does he call you Chewbacca? Call him that just to be mean. (I think Jabba the Hut is like the most disgusting character in the whole series of films)

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yup, yup he is XD

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Smile

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