Tell him to keep playing with his little Light Saber and maybe it will grow. Tell him Princess Laya wants to know why the force is never with him during sex. Tell him he's been ************ so much he's earned the name Hand Solo. :)
Tell him he's just jealous cos he's only ever played 'Hand Solo'..
I see you posted the same thing I did except you were posting yours while I was making mine up....two great minds with the same thought haha
Haha,indeed!..Although your comeback has more depth and is more likely to leave him reeling...Respect to you sir!..
Idea tell him to **** of! :) You will show that you are sick of the brat and that you are braver then him. I mean lol chewbaca wow lol thats the best he can do. lol. Just ignore him, its pathetic!
Tell him to go fiddle with his balls Or just go jump off a cliff..
Keep laughing. I'm reloading.
Ask him if he's me mentally disabled and sound concered that he is. Works for me all the time. Or do some research and find a ridiculous character he resembles and retaliate with that. example: "Alright, Gonzo!" (if he has a big nose) Be confident whatever you say.
Ooo even better! Blubber butt, hamhocks, porkchop, ...Ok, let me stop, I'm so mean.
Ok, I couldn't resist putting in this one; If I'm chewbaca, that makes you Jabba the Hut! Hahaha
Just say, "Can't you think of anything else to say, you stupid c*nt?"
Just say "Whatever. **** off."
A girl can hurt a guy just by showing he is nothing to her.
I'd ignore him, although my temptation would be to call him Jabba the Hut
Why does he call you Chewbacca? Call him that just to be mean. (I think Jabba the Hut is like the most disgusting character in the whole series of films)