Cinderella had a psycho step mom and breakable footwear. She fell in love with some prince she had just met and lost a shoe. He returned it. Had a stomach brany and the poor girl thought he was proposing. She lived happily he lived with prostitutes. The end.

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Goldilocks fell asleep in the wolfs bed and they came home and ******* killed her.

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;O;

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The dragon captured the princes, the brave knight went to her rescue, the dragon ate the knight and had the princess for desert. The end. Now cuddle and sleep tight

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Beautiful

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Thank you

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Once upon a time, in the land of Ep, there lived a beautiful Queen who ruled over her subjects with a crown of wit and a wink to boot. In her circled court were many a motley fool. The jingling jester. The bearded bear, or was that the bear-ded beard? Toby the Wandering Minstrel. And many more. The Queen had grown tired of the jugglers, the hollow gifts, and the solipsistic courtiers, so everyday she asked her subjects a question, and gave out blessed tidings called "Rate Ups" to the best. So many tried to answer with wit, or solemness, or rude crotch gestures, but the queen was amused by them all. But blessing so many answers made the queen very tired, so Toby got out his banjolute and sang to her of small towns and pink houses, the bearded bear balanced many a ball on her nose, and finally the jester gave a very quiet *jingle* to send her off to dreamland. The Queen was very happy and sleepy, so she drifted to the land of Nod until the moon rose on Ep once again and shenanigans began again. The End and The Beginning . . .

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Ummm...sure...but remember...yo uasked for it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gv6b0CretuE

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random line from today, "Tito stop, your goanna land on somebody".

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