There was a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde, they were in a storage room they weren't supposed to be in, and the police came searching because they heard voices, so the girls hid in three sacks, the redhead in the bag that said cats, the brunette in a bag that said dogs, and the blonde in the bag that said potatoes, when the police walked by the brunette said "meow", and when he walked by the brunette, she said "woof" and when he walked by the blonde, she said "potatoes"
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?<br />
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
why do blondes keep empty beer bottles in the fridge? they're for non drinkers
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets!
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?<br />
"Look! they spelled MACYS wrong!"<br />
Why couldn’t the blonde call 911?<br />
Because there’s no 11 on the phone.<br />
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?<br />
She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? cause you have to hollow out his head.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? <br />
Is it mine?
go somewhere else