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If you follow gymnastics then you will know I mean..just in case
HardingP119 HardingP119 36-40, M 9 Answers Oct 5, 2012 in Fashion

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I tuck my **** into my sock

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the whole sock?

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I never check, but it does get uncomfortable if it just hangs there so I try to keep it straight up, nothing worse than having you balls hanging out one side of your underwear and the **** hanging out the other side...

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Imagine it happening when you are trying to sit and your balls get squeezed and you have adjust it.. then and there.. LOL

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I know, it's embarrassing, but at the same time, so arousing, especially if there's a woman watching........

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it's so embarrassing especially if there's a woman watching, but it's also arousing.......

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You know, this made me laugh. It reminded me of when I was a young sailor stationed on a tin can in Long Beach, CA. I had saved enough money to but a set of tailor made dress blues. I was 18. I went to the tailor shop by the "Pike" and a very attractive 40 something lady began to take my measurements. She had nealed down in front of me and I'm standing there with a raging erection that of course she could see. She looked up at me and smiled and asked; "sailor, which side do you dress on"? I was already flustered and stammered that I didn't understand. She smiled again and asked; "which side do you wear your penis"? I was ready to leave. I replied; "I don't know, I guess in the middle". She said nothing and smiled and took a few more measurements, her nuckles grazing my penis. The next time I saw my father I chewed his *** like a seamen duce. "You teach me to tie ties, you taught me this and that, why in the hell didn't you tell me about dressing"? He just laughed.

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Thank you for a fantastic and humorous answer.

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To the right usually.

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I look good in anything so I just get cumfy

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My left sock is much easier to put on than my right sock.

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Why do you care?

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In our squad the order was usually "by the right, dress." but sometimes it was left.

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sometimes to the left and then at times to the right? right?

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Got it.

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You were in a "squad" that told you which way to hang your d^ck?

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