Maybe but I'm horrible at telling those kinds of lies
yes i've done it. but they never believe it, because we always use protection.
So original. No because no one would believe me anyway.
First thing that came to me was we are done!
How did you explain punching her in the belly between the time she pranked you and told you it was a joke?
Dump her butt!
If she would do that, then she would lose all trust. If we got married, I would demand a DNA test.
That's not funny.
I would never do that to anyone.
Already happened; shocked, nervous, fake confidence, etc. another guy recommended it to her for april fools day, whatta jerk...
If **** her and make her pregnant then we'd see who's laughing
Would I? I've done it every time the guy says he's leaving me....I think it spices things up. ;P
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