Loosen muscles enough to allow the third finger eventually
flip off two people at once...
Count to two.
Stick it inside of a woman's pie that she just baked.
Well, I could still eat noodles, that's for sure. :D
Do you mean two fingers on one hand, or one finger from each hand, except in the case of anyone having more than two.?
Pick things with thumb and point finger .....
Hold my cigar
Use a fork or chopsticks O_o?