Ah, crap... That's a really long line of guys with purses outside the women's restroom! :/
*looks in the bag* Hell, nah. Are those your panties under the french fries?
Oh, Lordy, I don't even wanna know what that is on the Big Mac!
Oh, my! Then that can't be special sauce!
*looks in bag, doesn't see money* No thanks, I'm good.
*looks in bag again* On second thought, I can use these. ;)
i don't know , what is it ?
oh a Bag of weed , thanks
is that oregano? nummy!!!
*looks in bag to find several kittens* *slips you $150* We gunna meet here next week? Same deal?
Eh, we can't be doin this were the Cat Lady might catch us... Central Park, 3am Wednesday. I'll pay double.
No thanks. I have one at home.
I thought you meant a bag. But rocks that big always come with a curse anyway.
It isn't right to take what isn't mine anyways